beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

catsoncatsoncatssss:

the worst part about missing you is knowing you don’t miss me

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point